I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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