yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
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at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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