Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
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Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
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Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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