Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
why is half of my head shaved?
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