office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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