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But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
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