I wanna bring you to show and tell
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching her eat just hurts me
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Randomize