I wish i was in the wii world.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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