Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize