So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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