Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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