Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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