I bet he comes in French.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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