And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
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is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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