Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
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