Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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