Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
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Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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