I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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