i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
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I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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