If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
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Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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