hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Randomize