I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
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I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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