when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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