It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
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What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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