Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
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