Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
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I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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