no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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