Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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