Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
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