Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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