all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
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First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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