2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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