just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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