So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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