if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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