16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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