i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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