dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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