so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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