wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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