You made me cry and you don't even care
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
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the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
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I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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