Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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