I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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