Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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