theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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