Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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