If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
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I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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