Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
COCAINE IS GR8
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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