she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
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I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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