what if every blade of grass was a penis?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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